but then you won’t be learning anything!! how do you expect to pass the chapter test next week!? whatever. your choice, i guess.
and his name is zim! i almost forgot—now that you’re here, you can help me prove to tumblr that zim is a real alien and that i do actually know what i’m talking about!!! c’mon, i mean, you’ve seen him in class! he’s definitely an alien, right? people believe him on here, he even has followers, but imagine if they saw his hideous green flesh with their own eyes! he wouldn’t be so popular, huh?
As if that matters. When am I really going to use any of that crap in the real world?
Oh my gosh. I should have expected this. I’m not going to be pulled into this silly game you guys have. Aliens don’t exist! He’s really weird and green and doesn’t know when to shut up and can’t understand social cues but HE’S NOT AN ALIEN. Why do you care so much?